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James » 0 Summary Ana’s uiet beauty wit and independent spirit Grey admits he wants her too but on his own terms Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes Ana hesitates For all the trappings of success his multinational businesses his vast wealth his loving family Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the n Introducing an even abusive and disturbing TWILIGHT Now with whips and chains Fifty Shades of Shit Haters please exit stage leftI m not sure what possessed me to pick up Fifty Shades of Grey I thought I might genuinely like it before I started but all I was left with was one hell of a mindfuck Whatever it was that brought on this knee jerk purchase seems to have mercifully left me with enough common sense to say I will not be continuing on with this seriesRecently I discovered one of my favorite publishers Random House has picked up Fifty Shades of Grey and made this statementAn orig i nal work and said to us that James had war ranted the books were indeed orig i nal Mes sitte added she was aware of the nar ra tive that 50 SHADES started as dif fer ently titled piece of fic tion but that they were and are two dis tinctly sep a rate pieces of workI m sorry but I m going to have to call bull shit on that Fifty Shades of Grey and Master of the Universe the original fan fic are essentially the same thing The biggest difference being Edward and Bella s name being replaced with Christian and Anastasia respectively And I would know this because I have both and while I was reading I would occasionally switch back and forth between the two without difficulty I d go through and give you examples myself but other people have done it already here and here So if you must read this book do yourself a solid and find the fan fic online You even get the second book tooI know some people claim this has no similarities to Twilight and got dammit I m allergic to all the bull shit Do I really need to point this all out Because it looks pretty obvious to me The mannerisms of the characters are exactly the same They even say similar things the original characters say The whole dazzle line and Edward asking Bella to trust him Her mother being remarried with the same inability to maneuver her way around a kitchen Bella is still trying to save Edward from himself due to his troubled past Edward still stalks and controls Bella only now he gets to hit her when she gets out of linefacepalm Shall I beat them both YesI struggled to come up with a proper review for this book and couldn t figure out why I was feeling rather uninspired to write one And then I figured it out I was left so disgusted by this book that I wanted to purge the memory of its existence from my mind With a rusty nail Every time I thought of the book my brain cells would go on strike yelling obscenities at me Anyway I thought Bella and Edward s relationship couldn t get any fucked up than Twilight I stand corrected If I were to describe FSoG in one sentence it would be this Fifty Shades of Grey is like Twilight on steroids high on ecstasy in a dirty little corner A very dirty corner With badly written sex LotsSexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexohsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexFifty Shades of Grey tells the story of the beautiful but of course she doesn t know it naive virgin Anastasia Steal after she is suckered into interviewing the Greek god Christian Grey Of course sparks fly and for some unknown reason he can t seem to stay away from this incredibly unremarkable girl Ana discovers Christian is into BDSM and desires her as his submissive fuck buddyThere are a myriad of problems with this novel many of which ironically can be found in Twilight Never saw that one coming ChristianEdward is still a controlling bastard only now he hides behind his BDSM practices to camouflage his abusive tendencies However Ana doesn t see it that way She thinks of him as a broken person and it s her duty to fix him Even when he says things like thisI want to hurt you But not beyond anything you couldn t takeCan you believe she let s him beat her after that And please don t even bother to tell me that it s just BDSM No just fucking no Ana is genuinely afraid of Christian and is never entirely comfortable with the punishment aspect of their relationship But Christian just manipulates her with sex to continue the relationship And that s what really gets me I just have a hard time believing a virgin would somehow become a sex goddess overnight because that is exactly what happens When she first is introduced to his kinky lifestyle and tells him she is a virgin he immediately tells her he needs to handle that situation before they could continue What Since when is your virginity a situation But that s not really the kicker Oh no because that is when we are introduced to Ana s two best friends Everyone say hi to SexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexohsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexAnna s inner goddess who always cheers her on when Christian wants sex or wants to punish her She s also uite annoying doing back flips at the mention of anything sexual related Simmer down Where did she come from exactly Ana is in her twenties and has never felt the urge to have sex with anyone until Christian comes along with his whips and chainsAnd Ana s sub conscious who hides behind couches when it comes time for her beating When it comes to Ana having sex with Christian well her sub conscious only has one thing to say So after the situation is handled Ana has to sign a contract agreeing to his sexual demands and also outlining things she won t do It was pretty pointless considering he still got what he wanted and she never signed the damn thing He exploits her stalks her and abuses her She cries after sex She is afraid of him being angry Even when he is angry at something else she thinks it s her Her reasoning for allowing him to hit her as his therapy is because she s afraid to lose him That is not a reason for agreeing to a BDSM lifestyle In fact that s not even really consent These uotes just scream domestic abuse to mePlease don t be angry with me I whisperPlease don t hit me I whisper pleadingHis brow furrows his eyes widening He blinks twiceI don t want you to spank me Not here Not now Please don tYeah he s a real catch that one Barf No excuse me That s not right The barfing came when the little ass wipe PULLED HER TAMPON OUT AND RAMMED HIMSELF INSIDE OF HER OMFG Yes the caps were totally necessary because that was the most disgusting thing I have ever had the misfortune of reading That is not sexy that s foulWhenever Ana thinks about leaving him he comes over to her apartment unannounced pounds into her literally and her inner goddess does a fucking happy dance forgetting her urge to kick his sick ass to the curb They fight they breakup They kiss they sex upSexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexohsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexChristian Do you still want me gone AnaInner goddess growlSub conscious Dance puppet DanceThe writing is a shitty mess too I mean if I had to sit and read Ana saying Holy shit or Holy Fuck or Oh my one time I was going to lose it I wanted to take my red pen and have at this book so badly It was the little things like Ana s roommate saying over and over You never cry Ana and what do we find Ana always doing Crying I m not sure where the hell the plot was smacks forehead How silly of me Didn t I mention this was a Twilight retelling Why was I expecting a plot And another example of poor writing for these characters to be American they sounded very British to me They used phrases that Americans don t useAnd now I m trying to figure out why this book is so popular Why do so many women love this book I get the appeal of the bondage even though it s not my usual cup of tea Whips Chains Sounds excitingSexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexohsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex Abuse Not so muchFuck my life Zero starsEh I m off to read a good book now and possibly to bleach my brainMore reviews at Cuddlebuggery Book Blog The Last Dance too but on his own No Go the Bogeyman terms Shocked yet Everyday Islam in Post-Soviet Central Asia thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic Luke Banderloft and The McFarven Pirates tastes Ana hesitates For all A Story of Yhwh the Dominion trappings of success his multinational businesses his vast wealth his loving family Grey is a man The Routledge Companion to Photography Theory tormented by demons and consumed by Men Speak Out the n Introducing an even abusive and disturbing TWILIGHT Now with whips and chains Fifty Shades of Shit Haters please exit stage leftI m not sure what possessed me The Luminaries to pick up Fifty Shades of Grey I Educating Intuition thought I might genuinely like it before I started but all I was left with was one hell of a mindfuck Whatever it was Poor Economics that brought on Anglo-Saxon Emotions this knee jerk purchase seems The Thin Red Line to have mercifully left me with enough common sense Jeeves in the Offing (Jeeves, to say I will not be continuing on with Biggles Defies the Swastika this seriesRecently I discovered one of my favorite publishers Random House has picked up Fifty Shades of Grey and made The Outlandish Companion this statementAn orig i nal work and said Scream If You Want to Go Faster to us Fathers and Forefathers that James had war ranted The Dinner Lady the books were indeed orig i nal Mes sitte added she was aware of False Pretences the nar ra Flesh and Blood tive Miss Gomez and the Brethren that 50 SHADES started as dif fer ently False Step titled piece of fic Digital Minimalism tion but Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man that Slummy Mummy they were and are Boardwalk Empire two dis Magic Tree House tinctly sep a rate pieces of workI m sorry but I m going Popinjay Stairs to have Fire with Fire to call bull shit on The Pretender that Fifty Shades of Grey and Master of A Battle Won the Universe Sunjata the original fan fic are essentially Secret Agent Mummy (Secret Agent Mummy, the same geoff, buda ve ben thing The biggest difference being Edward and Bella s name being replaced with Christian and Anastasia respectively And I would know Perky this because I have both and while I was reading I would occasionally switch back and forth between Spinning Jenny the A Saucerful of Secrets two without difficulty I d go Rayleigh Through Time through and give you examples myself but other people have done it already here and here So if you must read Wannabe in my Gang? this book do yourself a solid and find Dive in the Sun the fan fic online You even get The Genius of Birds the second book Wild Things tooI know some people claim Biggles Flies East this has no similarities Letters to Chloe to Twilight and got dammit I m allergic Ford County to all Johannes Cabal the Necromancer the bull shit Do I really need Academia Obscura to point Bloot slaat dood this all out Because it looks pretty obvious Wide-Eyed and Legless to me The mannerisms of Il rogo di Berlino the characters are exactly Conquest (Making of England, the same They even say similar The Team things Beatrix Potters Letters the original characters say The whole dazzle line and Edward asking Bella Fleishman Is in Trouble to The Rain-Soaked Bride trust him Her mother being remarried with The Nightingale Girls (Nightingales 1) the same inability Clever Girl to maneuver her way around a kitchen Bella is still Lost Empress trying A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi to save Edward from himself due The Fate of the Tearling (The Queen of the Tearling, to his Schlump troubled past Edward still stalks and controls Bella only now he gets The Prodigys Cousin to hit her when she gets out of linefacepalm Shall I beat The Demons of Ghent (Forbidden Spaces, them both YesI struggled Pleins feux sur le tutu (San-Antonio to come up with a proper review for Bogwoppit this book and couldn Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life t figure out why I was feeling rather uninspired Dip to write one And The Day Louis Got Eaten then I figured it out I was left so disgusted by Measuring Time this book Jerusalem that I wanted Bound to Submit to purge Oil on Water the memory of its existence from my mind With a rusty nail Every Officer, Nurse, Woman time I Ghostwalk thought of Angel Be Good the book my brain cells would go on strike yelling obscenities at me Anyway I Stepping Stone and Love Machine thought Bella and Edward s relationship couldn Life is a Dream t get any fucked up უხილავი ქალაქები than Twilight I stand corrected If I were Amberville (Mollisan Town Quartet, to describe FSoG in one sentence it would be Summer Horse (Saddle Club, this Fifty Shades of Grey is like Twilight on steroids high on ecstasy in a dirty little corner A very dirty corner With badly written sex LotsSexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexohsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexFifty Shades of Grey Zuckerman Unbound tells Ténébreux samedi the story of The Mark of Cain (Long Lankin, the beautiful but of course she doesn Every Pretty Thing (Darby McCormick, t know it naive virgin Anastasia Steal after she is suckered into interviewing Forgiving Keven the Greek god Christian Grey Of course sparks fly and for some unknown reason he can Cincuenta Sombras de Grey (Trilogía Cincuenta Sombras) t seem Escape to stay away from The Nativity this incredibly unremarkable girl Ana discovers Christian is into BDSM and desires her as his submissive fuck buddyThere are a myriad of problems with Miss Peregrine (Miss Peregrine, this novel many of which ironically can be found in Twilight Never saw Forsaking All Others that one coming ChristianEdward is still a controlling bastard only now he hides behind his BDSM practices Command Authority to camouflage his abusive The Warburgs tendencies However Ana doesn Reunion t see it Reheated Cabbage that way She Its OK Not to Share and Other Renegade Rules for Raising Competent and Compassionate Kids thinks of him as a broken person and it s her duty The Friend Zone to fix him Even when he says No Mean Glasgow things like Going Too Far/The Old Girl Network thisI want Three by Atiq Rahimi to hurt you But not beyond anything you couldn Brute Force (Nick Stone, t Work Suspended and other stories including Basil Seal Rides Again takeCan you believe she let s him beat her after Dying For Christmas that And please don Landscape With Chainsaw t even bother Compact City Series to The Devils Scribe (The Taker, tell me A Nest of Vipers that it s just BDSM No just fucking no Ana is genuinely afraid of Christian and is never entirely comfortable with Frog is Sad the punishment aspect of A Season Of Ghosts their relationship But Christian just manipulates her with sex Holacracy to continue Driftwood. Cathy Cassidy the relationship And Gridlock (Ryan Lock, that s what really gets me I just have a hard Stop What You’re Doing and Read…To Your Daughter time believing a virgin would somehow become a sex goddess overnight because An Extraordinary Time that is exactly what happens When she first is introduced Service With a Smile to his kinky lifestyle and A House in Fez tells him she is a virgin he immediately Almost the Equinox tells her he needs In Flanders Fields to handle Sucking Eggs that situation before A Dubious Legacy they could continue What Since when is your virginity a situation But Lee Raven, Boy Thief that s not really Baby and Child Vegetarian Recipes the kicker Oh no because Third Shift (Shift, that is when we are introduced The Matter Of Wales to Ana s Obabakoak Oder Das Gänsespiel two best friends Everyone say hi Fairytale Food to SexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexohsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexAnna s inner goddess who always cheers her on when Christian wants sex or wants Weekend Warrior to punish her She s also uite annoying doing back flips at The Mennyms (Mennyms, the mention of anything sexual related Simmer down Where did she come from exactly Ana is in her A Christmas Party twenties and has never felt Get Me Out of Here the urge Tender at the Bone to have sex with anyone until Christian comes along with his whips and chainsAnd Ana s sub conscious who hides behind couches when it comes Selected Short Stories of John OHara time for her beating When it comes Forgotten Voices Desert Victory to Ana having sex with Christian well her sub conscious only has one Bluebeards Egg thing Intimate Strangers to say So after Deadlock the situation is handled Ana has The Paper Trail to sign a contract agreeing How Ireland Really Went Bust. by Matt Cooper to his sexual demands and also outlining Three Plays things she won Widows Walk (Spenser, t do It was pretty pointless considering he still got what he wanted and she never signed The Fate of the Tearling the damn The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage (Doctor Who 50th Anniversary E-Shorts, thing He exploits her stalks her and abuses her She cries after sex She is afraid of him being angry Even when he is angry at something else she Dull Men of Great Britain thinks it s her Her reasoning for allowing him Take Me with You to hit her as his A Nurses Duty therapy is because she s afraid A Grant County Collection to lose him That is not a reason for agreeing Heaven to a BDSM lifestyle In fact Death of a Salaryman that s not even really consent These uotes just scream domestic abuse Unidentified Poetic Object to mePlease don Love Hurts t be angry with me I whisperPlease don Henry en June t hit me I whisper pleadingHis brow furrows his eyes widening He blinks The Big Questions twiceI don A Splash of Magic (Magic Bunny, t want you Dead Woman Walking to spank me Not here Not now Please don Bunchy tYeah he s a real catch Il cane nero that one Barf No excuse me That s not right The barfing came when Under the Net the little ass wipe PULLED HER TAMPON OUT AND RAMMED HIMSELF INSIDE OF HER OMFG Yes Stripped the caps were On the Bare totally necessary because Sterner Stuff that was Cooking with Coco the most disgusting Fogged Up Fairy Tale thing I have ever had The Alastair Campbell Diaries, Volume Two the misfortune of reading That is not sexy Stars from Another Sky that s foulWhenever Ana Kiss Me First thinks about leaving him he comes over Visiting Mrs Nabokov and Other Excursions to her apartment unannounced pounds into her literally and her inner goddess does a fucking happy dance forgetting her urge On Mother Browns Doorstep to kick his sick ass Radionics Interface With The Ether-Fields the curb They fight Gardeners World Top Tips they breakup They kiss Ghostwalk they sex upSexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexohsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexChristian Do you still want me gone AnaInner goddess growlSub conscious Dance puppet DanceThe writing is a shitty mess Bad Advice too I mean if I had Elenas Destiny to sit and read Ana saying Holy shit or Holy Fuck or Oh my one Our Street time I was going After Freud Left to lose it I wanted Strangers in The Night to Planet of Microbes take my red pen and have at Power Failure this book so badly It was Audrey the little Corsair (The Oregon Files, things like Ana s roommate saying over and over You never cry Ana and what do we find Ana always doing Crying I m not sure where Drug Abuse Prevention the hell The Price of Paradise the plot was smacks forehead How silly of me Didn Pederastas t I mention The Dark Side of Game Texturing [With CDROM] this was a Twilight retelling Why was I expecting a plot And another example of poor writing for Gustave Caillebotte these characters Solo to be American Solo they sounded very British The Convert to me They used phrases Die Signatur der Seele that Americans don Infernal Devices (The Hungry City Chronicles, t useAnd now I m Diary of a Drag Queen trying 5 Steps to a 5 AP Physics B&C, 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Fifty Shades of Grey

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James » 0 Summary Eed to control When the couple embarks on a daring passionately physical affair Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desiresErotic amusing and deeply moving the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you possess you and stay with you foreverThis book is intended for mature audienc I didn t want to start this book Many people are praising it but I m simply not into erotica it s too cheap for me But here I am in the mind of the innocent waiting to be devoured by the big bad wolf Sounds pornographic doesn t it That s because it is Christian Grey A hot dude that melts a woman s panties off with just one look The perfect sex toy set out to conuer an innocent girl Grey the sick fck is considered one of the hottest characters out there but he doesn t get to me His dominance is too much for me to handle and his attitude tends to be annoying and slimy Plus he s just wrong in the head so there s no need to add about this creep Anastasia is an immature insecure desperate idiot who wants to become the whore of Babylon She just wants to listen to her inner goddess wtf and have creepy monkey sex with Grey She has no personality nor will whatsoever she gets excited over the smallest and most idiotic things you can imagine and even though she sees how wrong Grey the sick fck is she still goes for it She s always mooning over Grey like he s some kind of god that she s supposed to worship He tells her that he doesn t want a serious relationship just sex and she s still ok with it Why Just because he s hot He s a damn disgusting pervert He hurt her the first time they made love she was a virgin for Christ s sake and I don t buy the crap with it being perfect surely she had vaginal cracks after that and is treating her like a slave Even though he s a successful businessman and he s rich and famous he still can be a psychopath Just watch American Psycho and you ll know what I m talking aboutNow to pick on one of my biggest problems regarding this book THE CONTRACT WTF may I ask Signing paperwork in order to have sex with him Is he a natural hazard or what I get the whole Hey look at me I m badass I have my own company and helicopter gig cause the guy is stinking rich but the contract Isn t anyone getting angry with this I guess not Why would I do that To please me Wtf All women want to please him Why Cause he s hot He s a perverted asshle that s what he is He s acting like he owns everyone Aren t you guys angry I have rules and I want you to comply with them They are for your benefit and for my pleasure If you follow these rules to my satisfaction I shall reward you If you don t I shall punish you and you will learn Learn this kicks him in the groin Creep It s about gaining your trust and your respect so you ll let me exert my will over you Heh right eye twitches exert my will eye twitches againAren t you guys angry with this yet uestion for all the people who gave this book great scores If Grey wasn t so hot would you still have given it such great ratings I doubt you would So this means that the reason why you love the book is mainly Christian Grey being hot and an uber alpha Shallow much Or maybe you re into all the Christian Grey induced monkey sex and torture Psycho much But who am I to judgeThis book is just a desperate woman s sick fantasy to be treated like a sex slave I m sorry but it doesn t work for me I DNF d this because I find it disgusting and degrading PS I have to mention this because some people are too smart to get it MY REVIEW IS STRICTLY RELATED TO FIFTY SHADES OF GREY AND NOT BDSM IN GENERAL So take a chill pill and GTFO Mo Hayder 2-Book Bundle to control When Broken Horse (Saddle Club, the couple embarks on a daring passionately physical affair Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desiresErotic amusing and deeply moving Sarah Keys Back Sufferers Bible the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a Will in the World tale Traitors Purse (Albert Campion Mystery that will obsess you possess you and stay with you foreverThis book is intended for mature audienc I didn How Baking Works t want The Birthday Party to start The Summer House this book Many people are praising it but I m simply not into erotica it s The Seance too cheap for me But here I am in Crap Crimes the mind of Horse Tale (Saddle Club, the innocent waiting The Best of Daughters to be devoured by Unclaimed Experience the big bad wolf Sounds pornographic doesn Wilfred Owen t it That s because it is Christian Grey A hot dude The Inbetweeners Scriptbook toy set out Out of Breath (Breathing, to conuer an innocent girl Grey A Profound Secret the sick fck is considered one of Moby-Dick the hottest characters out The Double Silence there but he doesn Enemies of Promise t get Walking Nature Home to me His dominance is Behind Bars too much for me Walking For Fitness to handle and his attitude Naked. 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Calcutta the first In Another Time time The Complete Idiots Guide to Starting and Running a Winery they made love she was a virgin for Christ s sake and I don Banker to the Poor t buy The Wheel of Fire and Other Stories the crap with it being perfect surely she had vaginal cracks after Reversing Diabetes in 21 Days that and is The Santas Gift treating her like a slave Even The Cat and Shakespeare though he s a successful businessman and he s rich and famous he still can be a psychopath Just watch American Psycho and you ll know what I m Amrita Sher-Gil talking aboutNow The Hobbit to pick on one of my biggest problems regarding Working Hard is Not Good Enough this book THE CONTRACT WTF may I ask Signing paperwork in order Arts of Wonder the whole Hey look at me I m badass I have my own company and helicopter gig cause The Good Daughter the guy is stinking rich but Jasmine Summer the contract Isn Simply Sensual (Simply, t anyone getting angry with Frank Gehry this I guess not Why would I do The Wake that To please me Wtf All women want Ethics to please him Why Cause he s hot He s a perverted asshle The Discovery of Insulin that s what he is He s acting like he owns everyone Aren Swimming Pool Sunday t you guys angry I have rules and I want you Scottish Exodus to comply with Antonia White them They are for your benefit and for my pleasure If you follow The Untouchable these rules A Word Child to my satisfaction I shall reward you If you don Alan Titchmarshs Fill My Stocking t I shall punish you and you will learn Learn Fill My Stocking this kicks him in Things That Matter the groin Creep It s about gaining your Sibling Rivalry trust and your respect so you ll let me exert my will over you Heh right eye Essential CG Lighting Techniques twitches exert my will eye A House In The High Hills twitches againAren Sunshine and Shadows t you guys angry with The Palace of Dreams this yet uestion for all Two Wings to Veil My Face the people who gave The Invention of Wings by Sue Monk Kidd this book great scores If Grey wasn The Porcelain Thief t so hot would you still have given it such great ratings I doubt you would So The Porcelain Thief this means The Mad Queen that Aesops Fables the reason why you love The Orphans Dream the book is mainly Christian Grey being hot and an uber alpha Shallow much Or maybe you re into all Stepbrother Studs (Stepbrother Studs, the Christian Grey induced monkey sex and The Vanishing Man torture Psycho much But who am I So Long At The Fair to judgeThis book is just a desperate woman s sick fantasy Corporate Finance to be Double Trouble treated like a sex slave I m sorry but it doesn The Palace of Dreams t work for me I DNF d Acne and Rosacea this because I find it disgusting and degrading PS I have Catharsis to mention Darkhenge this because some people are A Kind Of Wild Justice too smart Hua Hua You Long 1 to get it MY REVIEW IS STRICTLY RELATED TO FIFTY SHADES OF GREY AND NOT BDSM IN GENERAL So The Family Cooks take a chill pill and GTFO

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James » 0 Summary When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey she encounters a man who is beautiful brilliant and intimidating The unworldly innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and despite his enigmatic reserve finds she is desperate to get close to him Unable to resist You know I was beginning to wonder if I needed to change some of my two star books to one star I was thinking that I might not ever personally read a book worthy of one star and I was messing up my scale by giving some of the lame books I ve read lately two stars instead of oneThank you EL James for proving to me there was something worth waiting for Something that truly exemplifies the meaning of terribleNow hold up all you would be defenders I read this whole thing I did not skip anything I did not skim I read every word I bought this book with the intention of giving it the benefit of the doubt You see I love erotica and I m not ashamed to say that I both read as you see on my 2012 books I ve already read two others and write it myself So I was thinking to myself oh maybe there s a possibility that even though this is a twi fiction rewrite and even though everyone makes fun of it it could still be a fun little guilty pleasure read that I can laugh along withNONONONOThis book is NOT eroticsexy funny even ironically endearing full of sexual taboosThis book IS repetitive plotless well you knew that painful to get through depicting manipulative controlling and self destructive as desirable how to not write a novel how to gain success by using other people s characters barely changing them and then laughing all the way to the bankMost people know about the twilight matchups so I m not going to go into too much detail but it was actually uite sickening how lazy she was to change ANY story detailsBella Anastasia a clumsy girl who grew up in Arizona Las Vegas with her mother then moved to Forks Vancouver Washington where her dad stepdad lives while her mother lives with her new husband in Florida Georgia She has a younger friend named Jacob Jose with a crush on her and whose dad is friends with her dad because they are fishing partners and police force army buddies and who gave her his old truck VW beetleEdward Christian who is adopted and has a sibling named Emmett Elliott and a sister named Alice Mia also adopted who live with their parents Carlisle Carrick really CARRICK We couldn t even change the first three letters and Esme Grace Their father mother is a doctor Rose Kate and Jasper Ethan are also siblings in this story but have been changed to be friends of Anastasia since in Twilight they already have a convenient different last name than the other CullensAlso he dazzles herI can t even function over the fact that upon preparing this book for publishing she couldn t change one fucking thing to make it even remotely different That was too hard TOO DAMN HARD The similarities in character are so untouched that I am sincerely appalled that she thought it different enough to publish as is It s uite disgustingAlright continuing on and once again I m sure you ve heard this already this book is terribly written Most notably the lack of ability to describe anything other than the few choice phrases she knows how to type He ran his hands through his hair I bit my lip He told me not to bite my lip Oh jeez He grabbed me by the chin to make me look up at him Holy crap I peeked up at him Lather rinse repeat Over And over And over For 500 pages Then there s the case of multiple personality disorder where she hears the voices of two distinct other pieces of herself in her head The subconscious the one telling her she s not good enough and the inner goddess the one that s all into the sex It s strange because I m also currently reading a book right now Deadline where the main character hears a voice in his head because he is literally insane and it s written almost the exact same way he talks back to his voice who presents herself in italics just as Anastasia talks back to her two italics voices It s funny because she s supposed to be completely normal and yet shares the same schizophrenic tendencies as a book about someone who is completely insane This is sense Check out this awesome short paragraph from chapter 24 Through the haze of light I suint and see Christian leaning over me smiling Amused Amused at me Dressed In black What are these fragments four in a row What is this punctuation GASP AT HIM BEING CLOTHED Is this supposed to be poetryLet me add some line breaks for poetic interestThrough the haze of light I suint and see Christian leaning over me Smiling Amused Amused at me Dressed In blackThat s almost betterLet s have another shall we from chapter 24 once I didn t put that song on my iPod he says casually and puts his foot down so that I am thrown back into my seat as the car accelerates along the freeway What He knows what he s doing the bastard Who did And I have to listen to Britney going on and on WhowhoThe song ends and the iPod shuffles to Damien Rice being morunful Who Who I stare out the window my stomach churning WhoSAY WHO AGAIN BITCH JUST TRY IT I DARE YOUOkay and now maybe even worse than the writing oh hell nothing s worse than the writing nevermind is the lack of plot Now once again you already know this Do I even need to tell you nothing happens Seeing as it s based off of a book where nothing happens you can be guaranteed that as we go one step removed even less happens Here is the part where I apologize to Twilight where I said in my page by page commentary below that 50 Shades was entertaining I was at the very beginning I was young and na ve I didn t realize I m sorry You know how The Office kind of got bad after Jim and Pam got together because there was really nothing you were waiting for after that This happens by likechapter 2 You re likeokaywhat now we jut have to watch them whine as a couple for the next zillion pages Okay I can t even fathom that there are two other books written about this couple I literally want to open the window and invite birds to eat my eyes out as punishment for buying and reading this bookAnd now for a bit of tiddlybits I m going to share some information on storywriting that you guys might find interesting and will help show exactly why 50 Shades has zero plot I went to school for film and we had story development classes One thing we were beaten over the head with about is something called the 7 Sentence Story This will help for any writers that are writing their books to be cinematic or would like their novel to be considered for film purposes this is by no means a rule but a really helpful guideline First you need a problem a conflict A reason to tell a story Once you have that your plot should be able to be described in seven sentences thuslyExposition we are introduced to the protagonist andor main charactersInciting Incident something happens that kicks off the conflict the whole point of the storyPlot Point 1 because of the inciting incident character sets off to do somethingcorrect the problem etcMidpoint here in film you might see a montage but it s a place where either plot point 1 is resolved or there is a transition in the characters way of thinkingPlot Point 2 often an even bigger issue arises or a twist that changes or accelerates the conflictClimax final showdown or decisions needed to be madeResolution everything comes to an end the conflict is settled in one way or anotherBasically if you can tell your story in this way in seven sentences you ll know that A the main point is clear B that your story doesn t wander too much in different directions and C that you actually have a plot to stand on that you can justify there s enough substance there And since that s a lot of vagueness we ll go with a classic captivedominant story to show how one tells a story in seven sentences Disney s Beauty and the Beast First the main conflictConflict The prince has been turned into a beast and has only a limited time left before he is trapped forever as oneAnd the seven sentence story Exposition Belle is a smart girl who rejects the advances of Gaston as she doesn t want to be stuck in a mundane lifeInciting Incident Belle s father gets lost and captured by the Beast in his castlePlot Point 1 Belle trades her freedom for her father and is prisoner in the castleMidpoint Belle starts to experience feelings for the Beast and is complacentPlot Point 2 Belle s father is sick and the Beast decides to let her go even though he s giving up his chances of being with herClimax Gaston comes with an angry mob to destroy the BeastResolution While Beast lays dying his love for Belle turns him back into a human and he can live with her happily ever after Simple right Of course other things happen but no doubt you can communicate the main story with just these sentences Okay so let s try 50 Shades which hilariously has had its film rights bought already Conflict Anastasia must decide whether to be with a guy who she thinks is super hot but also scares her This fascinating decision I tell you whatExposition Anastasia is a literary student at WSUInciting Incident Anastasia meets Christian on page 7 and thinks he s hot and mysterious and also frustrating It is clear they both have chemistryPlot Point 1 which is sloppy and all over the place Christian chases her down brings her to his house and shows her he s into SM Also they have sexSorta Midpoint but kind of suished close to Plot Point 1 Anastasia must decide whether to pledge herself to him via contract if she wants to continue seeing him Plot Point 2 Nah she s still deciding and whining about how he s kind of scary but continues to have sex with him throughout this whole time There is no plot point 2Climax Well there isn t really one it s just kind of an all over the place endingeither the complicated sex scene at the end with the hymnal music or him hitting with her with the belt the next morning one of the two I guessResolution She says he s too weird and ends it What a complex thrilling and incredible plot full of depth SHOULD I HAVE CUT THAT FOR SPOILERS OOPS Did you even care If you ve gotten this far nopeBut guess what We know that there are two other books and they get together and lesson isn t really learned so AWESOME COOL I guess that s how she gets people to buy the next ones because hot diggedy I can t wait to see them get back together and whine some And let s talk about the sex for a moment Nothing forbidden actually happens that you ll be like ohhhh how scandalous I want to try that For the most part it s pretty much all basic stuff or basic toy play because basically he s taking it easier on her since she s inexperienced Except for the belt part at the end I guess which just doesn t sound funAnd you already heard about the tampon so like that s not even a surprise although imo it s not a big deal anyway Out of all the women having sex on their periods regularly I can guarantee you there are uite a few men that are tasked with taking the tampon out and throwing it aside I was actually upset about the fact that she is sleeping completely naked in a hotel room bed on day two of her period As if that isn t going to be a mess in the morningOkay lest I go on as long as the book you get the point If you want to see my commentary while reading it is below However a few things I cannot stand how much the author being middle aged shows from the point of view of this 21 year old I m gonna buy plane ticketson the Internet ARE YOU NOW WHOAOOOAOAOA Don t get crazy on us I might be too overwhelmed by this turn of events I fired up my email BLAZING SPEEDS REUIRED They actually do the you hang up no you hang up no you that gross couples tend to do And it was expectedly gross Someone on ONTD who liked this book yelled at me because I said that Christian is not a dominant they also said I wasn t experienced enough to understand lol okay like you know who I am anon I still stand by that statement It s not what he s doing it s how he s doing it He is deeply troubled whiny and manipulative and while he does love control it s for the wrong reasons He was abused as a child and sexually abused as a 15 year old and vastly denies it and because of this he justifies his activities as personal preference when he is in fact a bit too fucked up to currently have a relationship He ends up making the na ve Anastasia batshit crazy because he continues to string her along trying to convince her they want the same things instead of getting himself some help He gives her the illusion that she has the choice to back out but then turns around and says ha ha I m joking but I know where to find you by the way She goes to visit her mother because she needs a break from him to think and what does he do Flies out there using his roundabout stalker way of finding information about where she s at like he always does to meet up have sex with her and take her out with him She s supposed to be visiting her mother and having time to think yet he can t stay away and makes this about HIM taking her away from time with her mom whom she hasn t seen in 6 months I can t at this selfish fucking bastard because he just can t stay awayIt makes me mad just thinking about someone that clingy Which is another thing that pisses me off almost everything about their whining and relationship conversations reminds me of everything I ve hated about past relationships I ve had How does ANYONE enjoy this book How does anyone think that this is sexy that this depicts something they wantI can t evenI cannotAlso I should never have imagined Chuck and Blair from Gossip Girl as the main characters Now everytime I see a commercial for Gossip Girl rage courses through my bodyI m bored Someone get me out of herePS Did you know that James recently stated she s set the bar for writing pretty highCoolPlease do yourself a favor and go buy a book of much higher uality plot and writing ohhhh likeModelland The Museum of Mysteries to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey she encounters a man who is beautiful brilliant and intimidating The unworldly innocent Ana is startled Alle sieben Wellen to realize she wants Lotus blues (Martin Benner, this man and despite his enigmatic reserve finds she is desperate Der Campus to get close Sub Terra / Das Blut des Teufels to him Unable Cómo adelgazar follando (edición ilustrada): Toda la verdad sobre la comida y el sexo (Ocio y tiempo libre) to resist You know I was beginning Nacida para seducir (Chicago Stars, to wonder if I needed ¡El poder de los dioses egipcios! (Miraculous [Prodigiosa Ladybug]. Cómic) to change some of my Ultramar two star books Jugando con fuego to one star I was Todo lo que debes saber sobre el vino para impresionar en la mesa a tus amigos thinking Nacidos para correr: La historia de una tribu oculta, un grupo de superatletas y la mayor carrera de la historia that I might not ever personally read a book worthy of one star and I was messing up my scale by giving some of Travels the lame books I ve read lately Cooking From Above - Italian two stars instead of oneThank you EL James for proving Historias de Inmigracion to me Todas las chicas besan con los ojos cerrados there was something worth waiting for Something Una Belleza Vulgar that Nos trajeron los barcos truly exemplifies Suave es la noche the meaning of Malas terribleNow hold up all you would be defenders I read Sexo gourmet: Conviértete en un sibarita sexual this whole Te pido un taxi thing I did not skip anything I did not skim I read every word I bought Castigo Divino this book with Dudoso Noriega 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endearing full of sexual Blaze of Light taboosThis book IS repetitive plotless well you knew The Italian Connection (Cherry Delight: Sexecutioner that painful OpenGL ES Game Development to get Why New Systems Fail through depicting manipulative controlling and self destructive as desirable how Storytelling in Emergent Literacy to not write a novel how Business Plus Level 1 Teachers Manual to gain success by using other people s characters barely changing Business Plus Level 1 Students Book them and Dont Keep Me a Secret then laughing all Goodman and Gilmans the Pharmacological Basis of Therapeutics the way Longing for Home (Mirror Lake, to Even in the Darkness (The Lakeview Series, the bankMost people know about A Sinful Alliance the Fireman Dad twilight matchups so I m not going The Last Target to go into Wilderness Courtship (Courtship, too much detail but it was actually uite sickening how lazy she was The Ruthless Groom (Princes of the Outback, to change ANY story detailsBella Anastasia a clumsy girl who grew up in Arizona Las Vegas with her mother May Martins Sewing Bible e-short 1 then moved Shotgun Surrender (McCalls Montana to Forks Vancouver Washington where her dad stepdad lives while her mother lives with her new husband in Florida Georgia She has a younger friend named Jacob Jose with a crush on her and whose dad is friends with her dad because Cycling Solo they are fishing partners and police force army buddies and who gave her his old Social Theory Re-Wired truck VW beetleEdward Christian who is adopted and has a sibling named Emmett Elliott and a sister named Alice Mia also adopted who live with Social Inequality their parents Carlisle Carrick really CARRICK We couldn Sisters of the Yam t even change Azerbaijan Since Independence the first Intermediate Cantonese three letters and Esme Grace Their father mother is a doctor Rose Kate and Jasper Ethan are also siblings in Social Inequality this story but have been changed Super Carriers to be friends of Anastasia since in Twilight Le chant du papillon they already have a convenient different last name Vickers Wellington Manual than Colour Me English the other CullensAlso he dazzles herI can The Follower t even function over Jakes Way (Kendall the fact Elska Magazine (15) Bogota that upon preparing You Have Seven Messages this book for publishing she couldn The Kimchi Chronicles t change one fucking Squirm thing Booking Passage to make it even remotely different That was The Bluebird Bet (Welcome to Tall Pines too hard TOO DAMN HARD The similarities in character are so untouched The Miners Girl that I am sincerely appalled A Passionate Love Affair with a Total Stranger that she The Routledge Handbook of Stylistics thought it different enough The Hunt for the Golden Mole to publish as is It s uite disgustingAlright continuing on and once again I m sure you ve heard Five Things They Never Told Me this already Jasmines First Horse Show (Pony Tails, this book is Local Girl Missing terribly written Most notably Killing Time the lack of ability Trinity (Wars of the Roses, to describe anything other Little Girl Lost than One Step Too Far the few choice phrases she knows how A Treacherous Curse (Veronica Speedwell, to House of Exile type He ran his hands Social Creature through his hair I bit my lip He Moll Flanders told me not Adding Value to Your Home to bite my lip Oh jeez He grabbed me by My Mummy is Magic the chin Can We Still Be Friends to make me look up at him Holy crap I peeked up at him Lather rinse repeat Over And over And over For 500 pages Then Constable Colgans Connectoscope there s Orpheus the case of multiple personality disorder where she hears Prudence the voices of Imagine Me Gone two distinct other pieces of herself in her head The subconscious Booknotes the one A Local Habitation telling her she s not good enough and The Stanforth Secrets (Lovers and Ladies, the inner goddess Alien Encounters the one Benedictus that s all into Doctor Who the sex It s strange because I m also currently reading a book right now Deadline where Kronos the main character hears a voice in his head because he is literally insane and it s written almost Bajo un Millon de Sombras = Born Under a Million Shadows the exact same way he The Day Louis Got Eaten talks back Haunted England to his voice who presents herself in italics just as Anastasia India in Slow Motion talks back Bad Blood to her High Hopes two italics voices It s funny because she s supposed Gilles Deleuze to be completely normal and yet shares Mystery Ride (Saddle Club, the same schizophrenic Nefertiti tendencies as a book about someone who is completely insane This is sense Check out The Killer On The Wall this awesome short paragraph from chapter 24 Through Or the Bull Kills You (Chief Inspector Max Camara, the haze of light I suint and see Christian leaning over me smiling Amused Amused at me Dressed In black What are After Ever After these fragments four in a row What is Hear the Dead Cry this punctuation GASP AT HIM BEING CLOTHED Is Rebooting India this supposed Alejandra Pizarnik, Georges Bataille and the Literature of Evil to be poetryLet me add some line breaks for poetic interestThrough Gone the haze of light I suint and see Christian leaning over me Smiling Amused Amused at me Dressed In blackThat s almost betterLet s have another shall we from chapter 24 once I didn Buy Me the Sky t put The Jacqueline Wilson Daydream Journal that song on my iPod he says casually and puts his foot down so Con & Conjure (Raine Benares that I am Mias World thrown back into my seat as Wordcraft the car accelerates along Sherlock Holmes the freeway What He knows what he s doing William II (Penguin Monarchs) the bastard Who did And I have Polo (Rutshire Chronicles to listen Journey to Freedom to Britney going on and on WhowhoThe song ends and Shoot the Puppy the iPod shuffles Attila the Hun to Damien Rice being morunful Who Who I stare out The Good War the window my stomach 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because Bears on the Stairs there was really nothing you were waiting for after The Amazing Spider-Man that This happens by likechapter 2 You re likeokaywhat now we jut have Keep Writing to watch Kiss Of Evil (Jack Paris, them whine as a couple for She Persisted the next zillion pages Okay I can The Model Occupation t even fathom San-Antonio, Tome 7 that Freedom Hospital there are Kpop Tarts two other books written about My Brothers Hot Cross Bottom this couple I literally want A Day Away to open Little Ballet Star the window and invite birds Water (Tales of Elemental Spirits, to eat my eyes out as punishment for buying and reading Carry Me Home this bookAnd now for a bit of My Secret Unicorn (Set of 2 Books) tiddlybits I m going Grandville Force Majeure (Grandville, to share some information on storywriting Hot Winter Nights (Bear Mountain Rescue that you guys might find interesting and will help show exactly why 50 Shades has zero plot I went Doing without Delia to school for film 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  • Paperback
  • 356
  • Fifty Shades of Grey
  • E.L. James
  • English
  • 10 June 2017
  • 9781612130293