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Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? Big uestions from Tiny Mortals About Death

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Big uestions from Tiny Mortals About Death Read & Download ↠ 104 Caitlin Doughty å 4 Read & Download Ends her mortician’s knowledge of the body and the intriguing history behind common misconceptions about corpses to offer factual hilarious and candid answers to thirty five distinctive uestions posed by her youngest fans In her inimitable voice Doughty details lore and science of what happens to and inside our bodies after we die Why do corpses groan What causes bodies to turn colors dur Those who have read Caitlin Doughty s previous books know her talent for taking the usually bleak and depressing subject of death and turning it into something entertaining A bit on the gross side perhaps but entertaining nonetheless In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs Ms Doughty answers several uestions about death dying and dead bodies asked of her by children They are things that many of you may have wondered too at least when you were children and before you learned that death is a taboo subject and also something to be avoided at all costs And yet it cannot be avoided At any cost Unless you know something every single one of your fellow human beings don t know you are going to eventually end up ashes or worm food or pumped full of embalming fluid You are not going to get to enjoy your precious body for all eternity it just doesn t work like that No matter who you are or how rich you might be no amount of money will buy you eternal life Perhaps at some point in the future scientists will figure out how to upload our memories into machines and thus grant us immortality but as of now sorry no can do You re gonna croakI m sorry to be the bearer of such bad news but really it s always better to face the facts So now that you know the truth of your limited existence you might be wondering what exactly will happen to your body when it s no longer living and breathing and eating and shitting Some uestions you might have that Ms Doughty thoughtfully answers are Why do we turn colours when we die Will my hair and nails keep growing in the coffin If I die making a funny face will it be stuck like that forever What will I smell like and how long until I start stinking Can I have my body preserved in amber like a prehistoric insect What would happen if I swallow a bag of popcorn before I die and am cremated And of course the eponymous uestion that we re all wondering Will my cat indeed eat my eyeballs The answer is he might It s not a spoiler because it s answered in the first chapter In case you re thinking it would then be better to adopt a dog rather than take the chance this adorable kitten might grow up to be an eye munching connoisseur of human flesh better think again because that adorable puppy is gonna do the same if left alone without food for too long Sorry folks but they gotta eat If you don t want to become pet food please arrange to have someone find your body soon after you die or always leave out a lifetime supply of food for your furry babies However if you do want to become pet food well I think it would be kinder to find someone willing to break the law who will dump your body at sea rather than have your beloved pet locked up with your decomposing body and little else Please don t do that to Fluffy or Fido Note For the answers to the rest of the uestions and you ll need to pick up this fun funny and interesting book for yourself You won t be disappointed Finding Us (Finding, the body and The End of the Story the intriguing history behind common misconceptions about corpses ديوان حافظ to offer factual hilarious and candid answers The Christmas Killer to The Fall of the House of Usher/The Pit & the Pendulum/Other Tales of Mystery & Imagination thirty five distinctive uestions posed by her youngest fans In her inimitable voice Doughty details lore and science of what happens The Lost Revolution to and inside our bodies after we die Why do corpses groan What causes bodies Marion Mahony Reconsidered to The Girl in the Glass Tower turn colors dur Those who have read Caitlin Doughty s previous books know her The Great Divide talent for The Lady and the Peacock taking Flights of Fancy, Leaps of Faith the usually bleak and depressing subject of death and The Real Deal turning it into something entertaining A bit on The Holy Roman Empire 1495-1806 the gross side perhaps but entertaining nonetheless In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs Ms Doughty answers several uestions about death dying and dead bodies asked of her by children They are Complete Enderby things The Invisible Writing that many of you may have wondered The Penguin Book of Dutch Short Stories too at least when you were children and before you learned The Winter of the Lions that death is a The Malay Archipelago, the land of the orang-utan and the bird of paradise; 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Read & Download Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? Big uestions from Tiny Mortals About Death Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? Big uestions from Tiny Mortals About Death Read & Download ↠ 104 Caitlin Doughty å 4 Read & Download Ing decomposition And why do hair and nails appear longer after death Readers will learn the best soil for mummifying your body whether you can preserve your best friend’s skull as a keepsake and what happens when you die on a plane Beautifully illustrated by Dianné Ruz Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs shows us that death is science and art and only by asking uestions can we begin to embrace Can learning about death be fun Yes Becoming a huge fan of this author like her YouTube channel as well