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Der Schweizerische Robinson

Johann David Wyss ↠ 5 Free read Free read Ì Der Schweizerische Robinson ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Earn that the danger has only begun Their new world will test their courage cleverness endurance and faith as they struggle to survive and create a civilization of their own in the wilderness Not Stop right now Before you read this book I must warn you The back of the book is a LIE All of that they must rely on their wits the strength that comes from family ties and the bounty of nature to survive is all a crock of baloney Complete fabrication They re stranded with enough supplies to start a small colony Guns timber from the shipwreck I could understand but butter livestock tools blacksmith tools fishing hooks needle thread extra clothes enough seeds to start a garden if not a farm and a complete working boat with a CANNON Not to mention an island so hospitable it has salt for preserving cotton flax rubber and an overabundance of game It would be surprising if they all died Not to mention that every chapter reads like a how to book I can almost hear the conversation with the publisherPublisher Johann no one wants to read this how to manual It s boring And there are dozens just like it It s needs something extra a hook some zingJohann But this is usefulPublisher I know put it on a desert island Forced to rely on their wits alone They ll have to do everything with the bounty of nature No modern toolsJohann No How can I do thatPublisher They ll love it Go onJohann FineTen days laterPublisher What is thisJohann You said put it on a desert island They re on a desert islandPublisher But you gave them everything Where s the hardship Where s the people starving Where s the adventureJohann This is adventure It s hard work to start a village They work hard in almost every chapter plus I added games and parables for the little childrenPublisher Fine fine but I can t guarantee that anyone will buy itSeriously if you want a cute story about people starting a colony on a desert island with all the necessary tools go for it Personally I think it reads like a how to manual but if you like that then this book is for you I m not saying it s poorly written or that it s not a cute little story but it s not the adventure it s made out to be Hell it doesn t even have much of a plot So if you re looking for an island adventure book find a different one Mischief and Marriage you read this book I must warn Cold Case, Hot Accomplice (Men of Wolf Creek, you The back of the book is a LIE All of that they must rely on their wits the strength that comes from family ties and the bounty of nature to survive is all a crock of baloney Complete fabrication They re stranded with enough supplies to start a small colony Guns timber from the shipwreck I could understand but butter livestock tools blacksmith tools fishing hooks needle thread extra clothes enough seeds to start a garden if not a farm and a complete working boat with a CANNON Not to mention an island so hospitable it has salt for preserving cotton flax rubber and an overabundance of game It would be surprising if they all died Not to mention that every chapter reads like a how to book I can almost hear the conversation with the publisherPublisher Johann no one wants to read this how to manual It s boring And there are dozens just like it It s needs something extra a hook some zingJohann But this is usefulPublisher I know put it on a desert island Forced to rely on their wits alone They ll have to do everything with the bounty of nature No modern toolsJohann No How can I do thatPublisher They ll love it Go onJohann FineTen days laterPublisher What is thisJohann You said put it on a desert island They re on a desert islandPublisher But Blackmailed Into the Greek Tycoons Bed (International Billionaires, you gave them everything Where s the hardship Where s the people starving Where s the adventureJohann This is adventure It s hard work to start a village They work hard in almost every chapter plus I added games and parables for the little childrenPublisher Fine fine but I can t guarantee that anyone will buy itSeriously if Her Husbands Christmas Bargain you want a cute story about people starting a colony on a desert island with all the necessary tools go for it Personally I think it reads like a how to manual but if The Geography of Witchcraft you like that then this book is for Hold On To Me you I m not saying it s poorly written or that it s not a cute little story but it s not the adventure it s made out to be Hell it doesn t even have much of a plot So if Copping It Sweet (Murphys Law you re looking for an island adventure book find a different one

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Johann David Wyss ↠ 5 Free read Free read Ì Der Schweizerische Robinson ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free E This Townsend Library classic has been carefully edited to be accessible to today's students It includes a brief author's biography and an afterword that provides important context about the wo Wow What a relief to have that out of the way I have been painstakingly pushing my way through this book for a while now Having said that I always thought that The Swiss Family Robinson was just the type of story that I would like Going into it my expectations were high and I think my enthusiasm barreled me past the first few chapters without so much as a literary bump But just like trying to race up Everest you lose steam after the first hundred yard sprint and the rest is pure drudgery The unfortunate thing is that there was no sense of satisfaction upon finishing The Swiss Family Robinson as there would be in peaking Everest only relief Here is the problem as I see it and I will use the narrator s own words towards the end of the novel to explain it It is needless for me to continue what would exhaust the patience of the most long suffering by repeating monotonous narratives of exploring parties and hunting expeditions wearisome descriptions of awkward inventions and clumsy machines with an endless record of discoveries fit for the pages of an encyclopedia than a book of family history Wow Couldn t have said it better myself Mr Robinson though your realization of those things was about two hundred and fifty pages too late While I can t say it better I will sum it up nothing happens Oh sure they keep building these paradisaical tropical mansions lacking only in electronics and internet because those things haven t been invented yet but what exactly is happening Nothing The biggest conflicts they have are brought up one paragraph and resolved in the next And then there are the characters I originally loved the idea of a family being the protagonist instead of just some single adult male like in most stories But I think Wyss could have put personality into a single adult boulder than he did in this entire family That s not to say that there aren t distinguishing personality traits The chief one of the narrator is that he is annoying smug and wholly unbelievable Every idea he tried he immediately succeeded at accomplishing even if the whole human race had been trying the same feat unsuccessfully for thousands of years with plenty resources Any animal or plant he saw he immediately knew the scientific classification background and general usage for it as if reading out of the page of an encyclopedia an interesting study would be to find the Swiss encyclopedias of the time and find out which ones Wyss plagiarized from probably verbatim in most instances in order to piece together Mr Robinson s immaculate naturalist knowledge Perhaps I am being harsh okay yes I am being harsh especially for a book meant for children But I think that even children have a right to expect simple things like PLOT or DEVELOPED CHARACTERS as part of their reading experience However I realize that the book is up against some pretty stiff prejudices of mine You see before reading this I had also read The Mysterious Island by Jules Verne This one also has castaways on a destitute island who are able to create amazingly advanced machines technology and shelters with very limited resources limited than the Robinson family s even Yet I did not balk at incredulity when Cyrus Harding moved from one advancement to another or accessed astonishing amounts of information using his memory alone The reason why I believe it is because Verne actually knew what his characters were talking about Rather than slapping something from an encyclopedia entry and passing off haphazard hypotheses Verne had actually thought these things through understood the implications and context of each thing and put forward a fascinating but credible solution Besides The Mysterious Island I had also seen the Disney movie The Swiss Family Robinson Such a great great movie one of my all time favorite in fact How did it attain that status It made realistic characters that you could believe in and distinguish one from another It truly made the family the protagonist It cared about the characters first and the cool treehouse secondary although you have to admit the treehouse in that movie is AMAZING And finally there was a plot The characters were constantly working with an underlying conflict and it culminated in a worthy climax In short the movie fixed everything that was wrong with the book and they excelled at the few things the book got right such as the treehouse the appearance of another character later on in the story and the references to pirates Going into the reading with these expectations it is little wonder that Johann Wyss is getting the brunt of my frustrations here but in reality the book is harmless Long boring and redundant but harmless It is a great idea some uniue settings and some simple fun It is just a matter of sifting through all of the drudgery to get them

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Johann David Wyss ↠ 5 Free read Free read Ì Der Schweizerische Robinson ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free The Robinsons leave their home in Switzerland planning to settle half a world away But things do not turn out as they had expected The sole survivors of a terrible shipwreck they wash ashore to l they kill or enslave everything in sight whether they need it or not they pray before they do anything i m pretty sure the matriarch of the family was never actually named but merely called the mother or my wife any time she was relevant which was not very often near the end of the book the family actually shoots a cachalot they don t use it for anything but instead axe the head open and take away buckets of spermaceti a whole fucking sperm whale had to die just because they saw it killed it and as an afterthought figured they could use the head innards presumably for candle making fucking book it was overly moralizing and offensive in so many bits yet i found myself bringing it up in conversation with people frustrating but i suppose uite memorable i had the same problem with white fang and the call of the wild actually also how lucky were they at every regular meal they were eating better than i am able to and knew every last thing about where they were stranded except for exactly where they were makes sense speaking of where they were where were they i thought that maybe they were somewhere like new zealand when they started shooting penguins but that didn t make sense and the closest i ve come to figuring it out has been that they were probably in an archipelago off portugal but i don t know maybe they were in a different dimension where people talk about providence all the time and suck majorly except for the gay one he was all right

  • Hardcover
  • 345
  • Der Schweizerische Robinson
  • Johann David Wyss
  • English
  • 27 August 2019
  • 9781402726026